You're trapped in an endless meeting. Every round, someone says something. You choose how to respond.
Speak corporate buzzwords to rack up points and climb the ranks — but each one raises your Suspicion and chips away at your Dignity.
Answer in plain, honest English to drop your Suspicion and claw back Dignity — but it scores far less.
The answers are deliberately unlabelled. You have to actually read them to tell nonsense from honesty.
Stack a 🔥 streak of buzzwords for big score multipliers — risky, but lucrative.
Watch your meters
Suspicion hits 100% → the Bullshit Detector goes off and you're escorted out.
Dignity hits 0% → corporate nonsense has overwritten your personality.
Reach Level 15 with either meter intact → you make it to the top (such as it is).
Beware the 👿 Gaslighter
Occasionally the Ghost of Shareholders Past appears to insist you misremember things. Accept it and lose your dignity, resist and raise suspicion, or spend your receipts to shut it down.
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