You're in the one room in the building nobody questions you disappearing into for ten minutes. Paste a LinkedIn post — yours, a draft, or one that's been haunting you — and The Cringeometer runs it against a known pattern list: humble-brag openers, manufactured vulnerability, engagement bait, buzzword density, hashtag spam, and the specific phrasing that gives away a post nobody actually wrote by hand.
Every point on the score is tied to something it actually found in your text, listed below as evidence. Nothing here is generic.
Nothing is saved, sent anywhere, or stored — the analysis runs entirely on your device. What happens in the stall stays in the stall.