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Culture Overview

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Scope Creep Velocity — 12 Months
"That's Not My Job" Utterances, By Day
Where The Time Actually Went
Live Simulation — Morale Sensitivity
Team Morale
55%
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Coffees / Day
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Passive-Agg. Emails
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Gaslighting Incidents
Days Since Fire Drill
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and counting
Days Since Actual Fire
4,015
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