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Heads Down — looks like work, isn't 🏢
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About Heads Down

Six fake screens built to look convincing from across a desk, switchable in one keystroke, for the exact moment someone starts walking towards you. A spinning update ring, a spreadsheet full of invented figures, a video call stuck reconnecting, a scrolling terminal, an inbox syncing forever, and a print queue that never finishes.

Press SPACE or ESC at any time to jump straight to a random screen — that's the panic key, built for speed rather than choice. Number keys 1–6 pick a specific one if you've got a favourite.

Nothing here is real. No data is entered, calculated, sent, or saved anywhere. It exists purely to be looked at from a distance. Part of Clock In Sims, from Taking Time Back.

How to use this
Pick a screen from the grid, or press 1–6. Press SPACE or ESC any time to instantly jump to a random one — that's the one for when someone's actually coming over.