About The Learning & Development Portal

A parody of a corporate learning management system — a full course catalogue, a completion tracker, and certificates you can generate and download at the end, all built around training that's described as mandatory while functioning as anything but.

Each course pokes at a specific, recognisable flavour of workplace training: the compliance module nobody retains, the "culture" session with a slide deck longer than the actual content, the certificate that exists mainly to be forwarded to a manager as proof something happened.

Everything is generated and downloaded locally in your browser — no account needed, and no data about your progress leaves your device. Part of Clock In Sims, from Taking Time Back.