Press the button. Five floors, each with worse odds than the last: 1 in 1,000 → 1 in 100,000 → 1 in 10,000,000 → 1 in 1,000,000,000 → 1 in 999,999,999,999.
Landing a floor advances you to the next one, with even worse odds. Reaching Floor 5 is, as far as anyone can tell, the actual win condition of this game.
On syncing: your attempt count updates the shared global counter every so often — not on every single press. If it updated instantly on every press, a determined auto-clicker would hammer the server thousands of times a minute, which costs real money and would very quickly break the free hosting this whole site runs on. So the counter catches up periodically instead. Consider it the lift's own maintenance schedule.
Delegate to an Intern auto-presses for you, quickly, without leaving your desk. It does not press any faster than the syncing can sensibly keep up with.
The elevator has jazz playing. You can mute it. The lift does not appreciate this, and your odds get measurably worse while it's off. Nobody tells you the exact number. Turn it back on if you'd like your luck back.
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📋 Statement of Futility
A dignified way to quit, formalised. Downloads a certificate showing your total attempts and highest floor reached.